The Dozens

The podcast for the rest of us.

About the show

Your social media timeline can be an absurd, ridiculous, and flat-out wild place. Sometimes, you just wanna kick it with your friends & laugh about it all. The world is strange, so we're gonna get these jokes off. Tune in every week as two friends cut up about the people, moments, and other nonsense in the cultural zeitgeist.

Episodes

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    Episode 81: The Simulation is Broken

    September 16th, 2021  |  2 hrs 15 mins

    In this all-new session of the pod, Dallas Dave and A talk about football back, the new Matrix trailer, how to fake a debate show, and some other stuff. Get on.

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    Episode 80: Champagne Podding

    September 9th, 2021  |  2 hrs 38 mins

    It's time. In this all-new session of the pod, Dallas Dave and A talk about the new Drake album, "Certified Lover Boy". That's pretty much it. Get on.

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    Episode 79: Friday Night Fakes

    September 2nd, 2021  |  2 hrs 31 mins

    In this all-new session of the pod, Dallas Dave and A talk about the new Ye album, a visit from "Dimitri the Eastern European", fake football teams, showering with dish soap, and other outlandish things. Get on.

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    Episode 78: He's A Cheap...FREAK!!!

    August 26th, 2021  |  2 hrs 28 mins

    In this all-new session of the pod, Dallas Dave and A talk about the dangers of going back in the streets, OnlyFans shutting down, King Kunta coming back for another album, and other outlandish things. Get on.

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    Episode 77: Petty Is As Petty Does

    August 18th, 2021  |  2 hrs 25 mins

    In this all-new session of the pod, Dallas Dave and A talk about director Verzuz, ridiculous tweets, getting vax shamedPopeyes flicks, and other stupid stories. Get on.

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    Episode 76: Love That Chick from Popeyes

    August 12th, 2021  |  2 hrs 33 mins

    In this all-new session of the pod, Dallas Dave and A talk about getting out of dates, the new Suicide Squad movie, Popeyes flicks, and other stupid stories. Get on.

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    Episode 75: Don't Link Me

    August 5th, 2021  |  2 hrs 23 mins

    In this all-new session of the pod, Dallas Dave and A talk about Thor-egon winning shotput gold, friends complaining about commitment, state-ran vaccine ads, and other stupid stories. Get on.

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    Episode 74: Don't Be Gross. Shower Daily.

    July 28th, 2021  |  2 hrs 16 mins

    In this all-new session of the pod, Dallas Dave and A talk about fragile ego, artificial intelligence, hygiene habits, and other stank topics. Get on.

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    Episode 73: Giannis!

    July 22nd, 2021  |  2 hrs 17 mins

    In this all-new session of the pod, Dallas Dave and A talk about Giannis the MVP, wolf season approaching, Bezos went to space, and other silly things. Get on.

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    Episode 72: 1st Dates on 3rd Base

    July 14th, 2021  |  2 hrs 28 mins

    In this all-new session of the pod, Dallas Dave and A talk about new music, media manipulation, 1st dates on 3rd base, and other nonsensical bologna. Get on.

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    Episode 71: Tabitha Brown and the Righteous Read

    July 7th, 2021  |  2 hrs 17 mins

    In this all-new session of the pod, Dallas Dave and A talk about ghost tweets, the sweetest dragging we've ever heard, turkey dress codes, and other delicious content, even while the Suns were in the middle of winning Game 1 of the NBA Finals. Get on.

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    Episode 70: Ladies Love Method Man

    July 1st, 2021  |  2 hrs 17 mins

    In this all-new session of the pod, Dallas Dave and A talk about UFO shit, industry plants, TV dads getting out of jail, and a buffet of other salacious, even while the Suns were in the middle of going to the NBA Finals...lol. Get on.

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    Episode 69: Cannon Day Care

    June 23rd, 2021  |  2 hrs 17 mins

    In this all-new session of the pod, Dallas Dave and A talk about spreading your royal oats, the worst movie trailer ever, T-Pain saving R&B music, and a gaggle of other stuff, even while the Suns were in the middle of beating the Clippers in game 2. Gang gang.

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    Episode 68: What The Mother Loving Hell?

    June 16th, 2021  |  2 hrs 30 mins

    In this all-new session of the pod, Dallas Dave and A talk about gross TLC show promos, Culture III, Kevin Hart's recent press comments, and a gaggle of other stuff. Gang gang.

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    Episode 67: Dave and the Giant Peach

    June 10th, 2021  |  2 hrs 37 mins

    In this all-new session of the pod, Dallas Dave and A talk about nasty outdoor activities, Bezos becoming Rocket Man, Logan vs Floyd, Big Soulja vs Shad Moss (Lord willing), and other stuff. We outchea, baby.

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    Episode 66: It's Your Fault You're Single Because You Broke

    June 3rd, 2021  |  2 hrs 13 mins

    In this all-new session of the pod, Dallas Dave and A talk about Hip Hop's Mt. Rushmore of the '10s, dating age ranges, and other stuff. We back, baby.