The Dozens

The podcast for the rest of us.

About the show

Your social media timeline can be an absurd, ridiculous, and flat-out wild place. Sometimes, you just wanna kick it with your friends & laugh about it all. The world is strange, so we're gonna get these jokes off. Tune in every week as two friends cut up about the people, moments, and other nonsense in the cultural zeitgeist.

Episodes

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    Episode 91: Rumi's Going Outside

    December 2nd, 2021  |  2 hrs 33 mins

    In this all-new session of the pod, Dallas Dave and A talk about Jussie going on trial, Billboard lying again, Black Friday being a lie, and other stuff. Get on.

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    Episode 90: If You Think You're Lonely Now...

    November 18th, 2021  |  2 hrs 43 mins

    In this all-new session of the pod, Dallas Dave and A talk about the new Silk Sonic album, a #AskTheDozens letter showed up in our inbox (and it was a GOOD one), DaBaby inexplicably went live, Drake and Ye reached an understanding with some help, and other stuff. Get on.

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    Episode 89: The Lying Storm

    November 11th, 2021  |  2 hrs 28 mins

    In this all-new session of the pod, Dallas Dave and A talk about the new Eternals movie, their favorite R&B lies, legendary stickmen, and other stuff. Get on.

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    Episode 88: The Love Trap

    November 4th, 2021  |  2 hrs 31 mins

    In this all-new session of the pod, Dallas Dave and A talk about Aaron Rodgers lying about his status, parental marriage pressures, monkeys, and lots of other stuff. Get on.

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    Episode 87: Single & Salty Sorors

    October 28th, 2021  |  2 hrs 26 mins

    In this all-new session of the pod, Dallas Dave and A talk about Kawhi's new album, the new season of Insecure dropped, memorable moments in getting curved history, The Great Resignation, and lots of other stuff. Get on.

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    Episode 86: An Episode About Nothing

    October 21st, 2021  |  2 hrs 12 mins

    In this all-new session of the pod, Dallas Dave and A talk about some stuff, we're just happy NBA basketball is back. Get on.

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    Episode 85: Rock Bottom Rapping

    October 14th, 2021  |  2 hrs 36 mins

    In this all-new session of the pod, Dallas Dave and A talk about Jon Gruden's emails, The Rock decided to rap...for real, a review of the latest Chappelle special, and some other stuff. Get on.

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    Episode 84: Urban Meyer vs Blondes in Denim

    October 7th, 2021  |  2 hrs 26 mins

    In this all-new session of the pod, Dallas Dave and A talk about baby mama problems, Urban Meyer being nothin' but a hound dog, Facebook deleting the evidence, and some other stuff. Get on.

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    Episode 83: They Fall Down, But We Still Pod

    September 30th, 2021  |  2 hrs 26 mins

    In this all-new session of the pod, Dallas Dave and A talk about The Pied Piper getting convicted, failed marriages, NBA players turning into research scholars, and some other stuff. Get on.

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    Episode 82: Kerri, R U OK?

    September 23rd, 2021  |  2 hrs 36 mins

    In this all-new session of the pod, Dallas Dave and A talk heartbreak at the local watering hole, broken paroles, the Celebrity Barber Pandemic, and some other stuff. Get on.

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    Episode 81: The Simulation is Broken

    September 16th, 2021  |  2 hrs 15 mins

    In this all-new session of the pod, Dallas Dave and A talk about football back, the new Matrix trailer, how to fake a debate show, and some other stuff. Get on.

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    Episode 80: Champagne Podding

    September 9th, 2021  |  2 hrs 38 mins

    It's time. In this all-new session of the pod, Dallas Dave and A talk about the new Drake album, "Certified Lover Boy". That's pretty much it. Get on.

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    Episode 79: Friday Night Fakes

    September 2nd, 2021  |  2 hrs 31 mins

    In this all-new session of the pod, Dallas Dave and A talk about the new Ye album, a visit from "Dimitri the Eastern European", fake football teams, showering with dish soap, and other outlandish things. Get on.

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    Episode 78: He's A Cheap...FREAK!!!

    August 26th, 2021  |  2 hrs 28 mins

    In this all-new session of the pod, Dallas Dave and A talk about the dangers of going back in the streets, OnlyFans shutting down, King Kunta coming back for another album, and other outlandish things. Get on.

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    Episode 77: Petty Is As Petty Does

    August 18th, 2021  |  2 hrs 25 mins

    In this all-new session of the pod, Dallas Dave and A talk about director Verzuz, ridiculous tweets, getting vax shamedPopeyes flicks, and other stupid stories. Get on.

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    Episode 76: Love That Chick from Popeyes

    August 12th, 2021  |  2 hrs 33 mins

    In this all-new session of the pod, Dallas Dave and A talk about getting out of dates, the new Suicide Squad movie, Popeyes flicks, and other stupid stories. Get on.