The Dozens

The podcast for the rest of us.

About the show

Your social media timeline can be an absurd, ridiculous, and flat-out wild place. Sometimes, you just wanna kick it with your friends & laugh about it all. The world is strange, so we're gonna get these jokes off. Tune in every week as two friends cut up about the people, moments, and other nonsense in the cultural zeitgeist.

Episodes

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    Episode 69: Cannon Day Care

    June 23rd, 2021  |  2 hrs 17 mins

    In this all-new session of the pod, Dallas Dave and A talk about spreading your royal oats, the worst movie trailer ever, T-Pain saving R&B music, and a gaggle of other stuff, even while the Suns were in the middle of beating the Clippers in game 2. Gang gang.

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    Episode 68: What The Mother Loving Hell?

    June 16th, 2021  |  2 hrs 30 mins

    In this all-new session of the pod, Dallas Dave and A talk about gross TLC show promos, Culture III, Kevin Hart's recent press comments, and a gaggle of other stuff. Gang gang.

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    Episode 67: Dave and the Giant Peach

    June 10th, 2021  |  2 hrs 37 mins

    In this all-new session of the pod, Dallas Dave and A talk about nasty outdoor activities, Bezos becoming Rocket Man, Logan vs Floyd, Big Soulja vs Shad Moss (Lord willing), and other stuff. We outchea, baby.

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    Episode 66: It's Your Fault You're Single Because You Broke

    June 3rd, 2021  |  2 hrs 13 mins

    In this all-new session of the pod, Dallas Dave and A talk about Hip Hop's Mt. Rushmore of the '10s, dating age ranges, and other stuff. We back, baby.

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    Episode 65: Arsenal is Burger King

    May 26th, 2021  |  2 hrs 18 mins

    In this all-new session of the pod, Dallas Dave and A talk about whatever comes to their mind, which is really a whole bunch of nothing. Good luck with it lol.

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    Episode 64: Transparency Is Dumb

    May 20th, 2021  |  2 hrs 19 mins

    In this all-new session of the pod, Dallas Dave and A talk about Big Kwame, podcast runs coming to an end, Uncle Sam coming to collect, and some other conversations.

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    Episode 63: DaSuits vs. Dashikis

    May 12th, 2021  |  2 hrs 30 mins

    In this all-new session of the pod, Dallas Dave and A talk about pills & plastics, the upcoming Blackpocalypse, simping for profit, and some other conversations.

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    Episode 62: Heeeey Ms. Melinda...

    May 5th, 2021  |  2 hrs 22 mins

    In this all-new session of the pod, Dallas Dave and A talk about Drake's most savage rollout for his album, a club banger music session, the hottest free agent in the dating pool hitting the streets in time for VaxxySummer 2021, and some other conversations.

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    Episode 61: Free Takashi 3-5!

    April 28th, 2021  |  2 hrs 21 mins

    In this all-new session of the pod, Dallas Dave and A talk about why Ryan Gosling was trending, Mortal Kombat, UFC 261 being an absolute beast of a show, one hit wonders having harems, and some other conversations.

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    Episode 60: He Guilty As F***

    April 21st, 2021  |  2 hrs 8 mins

    In this all-new session of the pod, Dallas Dave and A talk about the Chauvin verdict, personal shoppers are an actual thing, Purple Urkel is coming to the streets, and some other conversations.

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    Episode 59: I Want Usher Bucks In This Club

    April 14th, 2021  |  2 hrs 25 mins

    In this all-new session of the pod, Dallas Dave and A talk about the legacy and impact of DMX, Usher Bucks getting tossed in Vegas, Kyrie hates the N-word, the fellas play casting director in their own films, and some other conversations.

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    Episode 58: Paul Had A GOOD Friday

    April 8th, 2021  |  2 hrs 23 mins

    In this all-new session of the pod, Dallas Dave and A talk about Paul Pierce living his best life on live, the lastest Verzuz of EWF v. The Isley Brothers, first pitches at baseball games, TV actress rankings, people lying for simp points, and some other conversations.

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    Episode 57: Pancakes!

    March 31st, 2021  |  2 hrs 23 mins

    In this all-new session of the pod, Dallas Dave and A talk about trolls twerking on the devil, Tom Cruise's boy and his questionable phrasing, meme aggregators continuing to say nothing for profit, more Coog excellence, and some other conversations.

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    Episode 55: The Double Nickel Episode

    March 25th, 2021  |  2 hrs 20 mins

    In this all-new session of the pod, Dallas Dave and A talk about the stimulus check dropping, the Snyder cut of Justice League hitting HBO Max, Derrick Jaxn, a little bit of UH Cougar bravado, and some other conversations.

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    Episode 54: Stone Cold Stimmy!

    March 17th, 2021  |  2 hrs 20 mins

    In this all-new session of the pod, Dallas Dave and A talk about Stacy Dash (sort of), #PoliticsIsWrestling, Salt Bae's Dallas restaurant, stimulus checks, and some other conversations.

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    Episode 53: What You Gonna Do With That Baby?

    March 10th, 2021  |  2 hrs 21 mins

    In this all-new session of the pod, Dallas Dave and A talk about Megan & Harry's interview, Drake's 3-pack drop, Coming 2 America, another #AskTheDozens installment, and some other conversations.