The Dozens

The podcast for the rest of us.

About the show

Your social media timeline can be an absurd, ridiculous, and flat-out wild place. Sometimes, you just wanna kick it with your friends & laugh about it all. The world is strange, so we're gonna get these jokes off. Tune in every week as two friends cut up about the people, moments, and other nonsense in the cultural zeitgeist.

Episodes

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    Episode 36: It's Just A Bag

    October 28th, 2020  |  2 hrs 15 mins
    birkin bag, cheating, early voting, fupa, halloween, joy taylor, marriage, tia mowry

    In this all-new session of the pod, David and Aron talk about Birkin bags, Halloween losing it's juice, FUPA appreciation, and a host of other conversations.

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    Episode 35: Bum Boys Ballad

    October 21st, 2020  |  2 hrs 13 mins
    50 cent, ayesha curry, bum guys, cardi b, covid on a plane, dallas cowboys

    In this all-new session of the pod, David and Aron talk about bum dudes winning, leaving your sports team, 50 Cent & taxes, dating during this year's cuffing season, and a host of other conversations.

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    Episode 34: Dear Tamika...

    October 15th, 2020  |  2 hrs 12 mins
    #askthedozens, bill burr, dak prescott, dr. dre, lebron james

    In this all-new session of the pod, David and Aron talk about SPORTS!, Dr. Dre's divorce situation, Bill Burr GOAT SNL monologue, one helluva #AskTheDozens question, and a host of other conversations.

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    Episode 33: They Some Hungry Guys

    October 7th, 2020  |  2 hrs 11 mins
    big guy energy, coronavirus, jonathan price, onlyfans, savagexfenty, subway bread, trump

    In this all-new session of the pod, David and Aron talk about Golden Tate vs. Jalen Ramsey, Rihanna changing the landscape for big dudes, food-loving women appreciation, and a host of other conversations.

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    Episode 32: Who Raised Y'all?

    October 1st, 2020  |  2 hrs 21 mins
    biden, breonna taylor, meg the stallion, presidential debates, salt bae, side boo, tory lanez, trump

    In this all-new session of the pod, David and Aron talk about WTF that "presidential debate" was, Tory did some sucka stuff, ladies getting their eagle on for Salt Bae, and a host of other conversations.

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    Episode 31: The Tinder Tattletales

    September 23rd, 2020  |  2 hrs 17 mins
    bad first dates, growing up, nonsense, online dating, parenting, tinder

    In this all-new session of the pod, David and Aron talk about growing up as young boys, bad dating experiences, take a rummaging through Dave's Tinder profile, and a host of other conversations.

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    Episode 30: We'll Figure It Out

    September 17th, 2020  |  2 hrs 12 mins
    cardi b, chokejob, clippers, maya moore, nice guys are lies, ps5

    In this all-new session of the pod, David and Aron talk about the Clippers getting smoked out by the timeline, relationships starting and ending, how to finesse your way to a PS5 this holiday season, and a host of other conversations.

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    Episode 29: No. 2 Slot Receiver

    September 9th, 2020  |  2 hrs 16 mins
    jessica krug, john gray, kink, obj, pulpit hypocrisy, scatplay, teanna trump

    In this all-new session of the pod, David and Aron talk about marital indiscretions from one John Gray...again, scat play & other incredulous kinks, ANOTHER transracial agent has been exposed, another edition of #AskTheDozens, and a host of other conversations.

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    Episode 28: Wah Gwaan, Mi Bad Gyal Adele?

    September 2nd, 2020  |  2 hrs 20 mins
    adele, chadwick boseman, diaspora, john thompson, madden 21 stinks, monica vs brandy, neuralink, onlyfans

    In this all-new session of the pod, David and Aron talk about EA shafting Madden players for another year, Monica/Brandy & who we'd enjoy seeing on the Verzuz stage next, Adele breaking the internet with an innocent photo...again, and a host of other conversations.

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    Episode 27: Ballin' In Biloxi

    August 27th, 2020  |  2 hrs 11 mins
    black lives matter, comic book movies, jay-z & pharrell, joker, sports, the batman, wap

    In this all-new session of the pod, David and Aron talk about The Batman trailer and why The Joker is a trash villain, the hopelessness of Blackness today, why WAP will save the world, and a host of other conversations.

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    Episode 26: ...Baby! (The Nasty Show)

    August 19th, 2020  |  2 hrs 12 mins
    #askthedozens, burna boy, drake, music, nasty boys, phoenix suns

    David and Aron talk about a ho story for the ages, divulge some nasty tales, new music from Burna Boy and Drake, and a host of other conversations.

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    Episode 25: May I Have Some W.A.P.?

    August 12th, 2020  |  2 hrs 23 mins
    cardi b, college football, james harden, luka doncic, meg the stallion, nba, rick ross, roasting, top 5 mcs, wap

    In this all-new session of the pod, David and Aron talk about Biden's VP pick, Cardi & Meg getting the web in upheaval, Rick Ross being a GOAT, college football being DEAD, and a host of other conversations.

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    Episode 24: Everybody Catching Strays

    August 5th, 2020  |  2 hrs 20 mins
    baecations, beyonce, girlfriends, moesha, myspace, netflix, paternity test, the parkers, the rock, tik tok, twitter, xfl

    In this all-new session of the pod, David and Aron talk about Netflix grabbing up all our UPN classics, Tik Tok teetering with internet death, the financing of baecations, and a host of other conversations.

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    Episode 23: Magic City Wings Really Are That Good

    July 29th, 2020  |  2 hrs 31 mins
    lemon pepper wings, lou williams, magic city, mike tyson vs roy jones jr., sara jay, snoop vs dmx, talib kweli, verzuz, washington football team

    In this all-new session of the pod, David and Aron talk about the Snoop vs DMX Verzuz, how lemon pepper wings nearly ending the NBA, J. Cole's new jam, Talib Kweli being a Sucio Boy, and a host of other conversations.

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    Episode 22: The Not-So-Tall Tale of Tory

    July 22nd, 2020  |  2 hrs 15 mins
    drake, kanye west, kardashians, meg the stallion, nba, nick cannon, rip john lewis & reverend c.t. vivian, tory lanez

    In this all-new session of the pod, David and Aron talk about Kanye's "presidential campaign", SPORTS!, Tory Lanez winning the Doofus of the Week award, and a host of other conversations.

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    Episode 21: What's An Entanglement?

    July 13th, 2020  |  2 hrs 17 mins
    covid compound, entanglement, jill scott, nba, red table talk, snoh aalegra, ufc 251, will & jada

    In this all-new session of the pod, David and Aron talk about THAT Red Table Talk, UFC 251, the Internet going full Regulators in defense of Jill Scott, and a host of other conversations.